By Bunga Pakma
What a week! Though I have faithfully been following doctor’s orders and not getting my knickers in a twist, it is impossible for me completely to avoid the whirlpool-in-a-septic-tank that is public political life.
Among political pundits and commentators, honoured Reader, you will find no more superficial observer in the country than Yours Truly here. My contact with newspapers amounts to no more than reading the headlines at the local newsstand. I don’t have a TV and I don’t listen to the radio. Yes, I do have a look at Malaysiakini in the morning over the cornflakes, and I do read what my brethren post on HU. But I’ve got a job to attend to and trolling the Net for lurid outrages does not raise a thrill in me. Superficiality is in a sense my strength. Heaven knows that what’s on the surface is frightening enough.
The earliest thing my memory can drag up from the mists of time is that UMNO seems to have held a general meeting last week. Specks of glitter-dust left over from the razzmatazz remain among the dust and tattered banners in the dark, deserted PWTC. I remember the “image” of that event as I’d remember some quasi-carnival event in the Mall—a canopy, stage, and display with balloons, flags, music and lights to launch a brand of soap. “And now, the, New! Improved UMNO! Washes whiter than white! [In more ways than one.] Now suitable for dirty laundry of ALL races!” and so forth.
To be fair to the makers of Trojan, Omo, and Daia, I must say that I’ve always thought the detergent section of the supermarket a cheery one. It’s kinda nice to see shelves of excited coloured sacks and boxes enthusiastically standing up for the virtues of cleanliness and transparency, taking dirt and filth of all kinds to daily account for their never-ending evil.
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